HomestarCutie7

First of all, Homestar is pronouncing his r's like w's, but I just wrote it as the real word instead. _________________________________________________________ One day, Homestar and Marzipan were at the mall. Homestar wanted a drink so he said; "Marzipan, can I have some money so that I can buy a soda?" "Sure" said Marzipan. Marzipan gave Homestar the money and he bought a soda. Then they go walking around the mall. When they were walking, an announcer said; "The bathrooms will be down for a while." Homestar did not pay attention to this message and kept drinking his soda. He finished his soda and said to Marzipan; "Marzipan, I have to

Homestar then stops crying and goes back in his house. He decides to go on the computer, and when he logs onto the internet, he sees an advertisement saying; " CLICK HERE FOR A FREE IPOD!!!!!!". "Wow! A free iPod!" said Homestar. Homestar clicked the link and filled out the form on the website. The computer screen said; "You're iPod will be delivered in 48 hours". "I can't wait till my iPod arrives!" said Homestar. Homestar then goes on Marapets (a virtual pet site) and sees another advertisement that said; "SHOOT THE DUCK FOR A FREE LAPTOP!!!!". When Homestar saw this he said; "Wow! First a free iPod, now a free laptop!". He shot the