After the restaurant, they all did some crap then it was nighttime. Then morning came.

Homestar wakes up and goes to eat breakfast. He feels depressed and doesn't want to live anymore because of all the embarrassment. :'( He starts to think about all the people who have hurt him and so on, then he cried. Without thinking deeply, he goes to the bathroom and turns the bathwater on, and gets a razor blade. He tries to cut himself, But he can't.

“Ow!” Said Homestar. “Screw this, I'll try pills.”

Homestar reaches in the medicine cabinate and chooses some pills, without looking at the label.

“I want everyone to feel bad about what they've done; I'm gonna call them all over to my house.” Said Homestar.

Homestar then calls everyone, even the people who were his friends (Pompom). An hour or so later, they arrive.

“Everyone! I am going to take my own life ;_;. I'm doing it in public to make you all feel so bad.” Said Homestar.

Homestar then gulps down a huge bottle of pills.

“Hey Crap for brains! You just gulped down STOOL SOFTENERS” Said Strong Bad. Everyone started laughing

“uh oh” Said Homestar, farting a lot. “I gotta go!”

He runs to the bathroom farting loudly.

“AHAAHAHA! HA HA HA” Said Patrick Star, who was hiding behind the couch.

“When did you get here?” Said Strong Bad

“I was always behind here. Ever since yesterday” Said Patrick

Everyone slowly backs away from him. Homestar screams and Pompom ran to see what happened.

“AHHHHHH I FEEL MY INSIDES ARE COMING OUT” Said Homestar with a loud fart.

“BUBBLE BUBBLE” Said Pompom, giggling.

“No more suicide X_X” Said Homestar

“I WIN!” Said Patrick.

“Go away Patrick” Said Homestar

“Make me. I can probably beat your butt up!” Said Patrick

“I don't think so. Blow it out your ear!” Said Homestar

Patrick then jumps on Homestar, pushing Homestar off the toilet. He proceeds to punch Homestar in my stomach, and while he does, Homestar farts and diarrhea comes out.

“Stop!” Said Homestar

“You deserve this!” Said Patrick, starting to spank Homestar

“EWW” Said Strong Bad

Homestar then kicks Patrick crotch. Patrick then yelps and falls down. Marzipan comes in.

“Aww Patrick! :( Did Homestar hurt you?” Said Marzi.

“Yes he did. He's a butthole! He pooed on me too!” Said Patrick

“That's a damn lie!” Said Homestar

“See! He cussed!” Said Patrick.

“Lets clean you up Patrick, then we can go on a date” Said Marzi. Patrick then smiles. They both leave to have a shower together.

“Well, we better go too” Said Strong Bad. They all leave, except for Pompom.

“Bubble bubble?” Said Pompom

“No, it's fine pompom. You can go” Said Homestar. Pompom shrugs, then leaves.

“ugh, nothing works. I guess I'll have to face this a lot now X_X” Said Homestar. “and I STILL didn't defeat Patrick yet. But I will” Said Homestar in an angry voice.

Aaannndd, the rest is to be continued :D