A few days later, Homestar was invited to go out to dinner with Marzipan, Strong

Bad, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The Cheat,  Pompom. Coach z, Bubs,The King Of

Town, The Poopsmith, and Homsar didn’t get invited though. So they all went to

Sonny’s to eat; “May I take your order” said the waiter. “Patrick Star?” said

Marzipan. “Yeah! It’s me! Patrick!” said Patrick. “I’ll have a salad with crutons,

beans, tofu, and a water.” said Marzipan.  “Yeah I’ll have a steak, some baby back

ribs, a hamburger with french fries, and a root beer.” said Strong Bad. “Oh! I’ll

have a salad, coleslaw, fries, garlic bread, and a sprit.” said Homestar. “I WANT A

COKE AND FRENCH FRIES! NOW!!!” said Strong Mad.  “I’ll have the baby back ribs

with a pepsi.” said Strong Sad.  *Bubble Bubble* said Pompom. “The Cheat will

have a diet coke with beans.” said Strong Bad. Meanwhile, Patrick was picking his

nose and writing down the orders. “EWW!” said Strong Bad; “This is the guy who’s

gonna give us our food? HE’S PICKING HIS FREAKIN’ NOSE!” “Almost got it….GOT

IT” said Patrick pulling out a huge white booger from his nose and putting it on The

Cheat. “meh meh” said The Cheat sadly. While waiting for their food, they chit

chat. “I heard that the library got shut down.” said Strong Sad. “Why I wonder…”

“Hehehehehe…..”laughed Homestar very weakly. “Because Homestar crapped all

over the freakin’ library!” said Strong Bad. “HERE’S YOUR FOOD!” said Patrick.

“WAH!” Patrick slipped on a banana peel and the food went up in the air and

landing in Marzipan’s hair and all over her. Then the coke spilled in Homestar’s lap.

“UH OH ! I GOTTA POO!” said Patrick running to the bathroom. “I’m gonna go try to

take this coke stain out” said Homestar. Homestar walks towards the bathroom

and as he opens the door, he hears a loud fart coming from Patrick. “UUHG!! IT’S

COMING! Oh, by the way Homestar, here’s your garlic bread.” said Patrick. “Um,

why is it brown?” said Homestar. “Oh, I must of mixed that up with the toilet

paper…” said Patrick. “EWWWW!” said Homestar, as he tried to take the stain out

he said, “I gotta pee.” So he went, but  he had his eyes closed so he peed on the

floor. Patrick went to go tell everybody that Homestar peed on the floor (Even

though Patrick pulled out that booger and had to poo, he tells on Homestar).

Homestar was upset and humileated and he cried :’( Strong Bad was laughing so

hard and Marzipan was laughing very eviliy. “Oh I’ll get Patrick next time….” Said

Homestar.