Homestar went back home and tried to forget about the turd. He was hungry so he

ate some marshmallows and watched some TV.  Then after that he decided to go

online, so he went on MSN but there were only 2 people online. “Let’s see, Evan A

Martin is idle, so he isn’t gonna reply. Aww, what a shame, Ava-I Love Homestar is

offline.  Pompom is online, but busy.  OH CRAP! I forgot to return this bladder health

book back to the library!” Said Homestar. Homestar went to the library to return

that pee help book. On his way there, his stomach felt like he was gonna have

diarrhea soon. He was inside the library and waiting in line to return the book. Then

some girls said, “Oh look, it’s pee-pee star from that youtube video!”. “Dammit

Strong Bad, why did you have to put that on youtube?!” Homestar said to himself.

His stomach started grumbling. Then he was finally next to return his book. The

librarian said, “May I see your library card?” Homestar said “sure” but when he bent

over to get his library card he farted and then diarrhea came bursting out of his

butt; all liquid. Bursting into the air from his underwear like a water hose showering

the whole library. People screamed and one kid even said “MOMMY! I’M SCARED!”.

The librarian ducked under the desk. Then Marzipan came into the door all happy

looking then she gets knocked down on the floor by Homestar’s brown watery

stream. Marzipan looks pissed. Homestar finally stopped pooing liquid. He was

crying though. But then he started to pee; all over his feet. The librarian came up

and said, “Here, I’ll renew this library book because you need it. You still have

bladder issues. May I suggest books on bowel problems?” “Fine.” Said Homestar.

Homestar left the library with the books and went home.  He took a shower and

washed his little butt.  The next day Marzipan is convincing Strong Bad to go to the

library with her to find a book. “But do I have to?” said Strong Bad. “Yes, you have

to Strong Bad” Said Marzipan. They went inside the library and then Strong Bad

sniffed the air and said, “Eww! What’s that smell? And what’s that brown all over

the library?” Marzipan said, “It’s a long story Strong Bad, a long story…………”