Homestar Embarrassed, Part 2

Homestar then stops crying and goes back in his house.
He decides to go on the computer, and when he logs onto the
internet, he sees an advertisement saying; " CLICK HERE FOR A FREE IPOD!!!!!!".
"Wow! A free iPod!" said Homestar. Homestar clicked the link and filled out the form on the website.
The computer screen said; "You're iPod will be delivered in 48 hours". "I can't wait till my iPod
arrives!" said Homestar. Homestar then goes on Marapets (a virtual pet site) and sees another advertisement
that said; "SHOOT THE DUCK FOR A FREE LAPTOP!!!!". When Homestar saw this he said; "Wow! First a free iPod,
now a free laptop!". He shot the virtual duck and filled out the form on the website. Then, the computer screen said;
"You're free laptop will be delivered in 48 hours". Homestar is so happy for these free offers. He tells everybody
that he is going to get a free iPod and laptop. Strong Bad heard this and then said; "Nothing in life is free, Homestar".
"Oh yeah? Then i'll show you the laptop and iPod when I get it in the mail!" said Homestar. 48 hours later, Homestar's
free laptop and free iPod arrive. "YAY!! MY FREE IPOD AND FREE LAPTOP!!!" said Homestar. "Let's see it then" said Strong Bad
Homestar opens the box that was suppose to have the iPod in it, but doesn't find an iPod... Then, everybody was in shock. "IT'S A TURD!!" said Strong Bad.
Everybody laughed. Homestar looked so embarrassed, so he opened the box that was suppose to have the laptop in it, and finds another turd!
The letter in the boxes said; "FOOLED YOU!!!". Homestar was humiliated. "See Homestar, nothing in life is free" said Strong Bad. Homestar started to cry.
Then, Marzipan said; "Homestar, now you've learned your lesson, never trust anything that says it's free, it'll just be a box of poo-poo".