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Homestar Embarrassed Part 5 by HomestarCutie7, literature

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Homestar Embarrassed Part 5

After the restaurant, they all did some crap then it was nighttime. Then morning came. Homestar wakes up and goes to eat breakfast. He feels depressed and doesn't want to live anymore because of all the embarrassment. :'( He starts to think about all the people who have hurt him and so on, then he cried. Without thinking deeply, he goes to the bathroom and turns the bathwater on, and gets a razor blade. He tries to cut himself, But he can't. “Ow!” Said Homestar. “Screw this, I'll try pills.” Homestar reaches in the medicine cabinate and chooses some pills, without looking at the label. “I want everyone to feel bad

Homestar Embarrassed Part 4 by HomestarCutie7, literature

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Homestar Embarrassed Part 4

A few days later, Homestar was invited to go out to dinner with Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The Cheat, Pompom. Coach z, Bubs,The King Of Town, The Poopsmith, and Homsar didn’t get invited though. So they all went to Sonny’s to eat; “May I take your order” said the waiter. “Patrick Star?” said Marzipan. “Yeah! It’s me! Patrick!” said Patrick. “I’ll have a salad with crutons, beans, tofu, and a water.” said Marzipan. “Yeah I’ll have a steak, some baby back ribs, a hamburger with french fries, and a root beer.” said Strong Bad. “Oh! I’

Homestar Embarrassed Part 3 by HomestarCutie7, literature

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Homestar Embarrassed Part 3

Homestar went back home and tried to forget about the turd. He was hungry so he ate some marshmallows and watched some TV. Then after that he decided to go online, so he went on MSN but there were only 2 people online. “Let’s see, Evan A Martin is idle, so he isn’t gonna reply. Aww, what a shame, Ava-I Love Homestar is offline. Pompom is online, but busy. OH CRAP! I forgot to return this bladder health book back to the library!” Said Homestar. Homestar went to the library to return that pee help book. On his way there, his stomach felt like he was gonna have diarrhea soon. He was inside the library and waiting i

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Homestar Embarrassed, Part 1 by HomestarCutie7, literature

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Homestar Embarrassed, Part 1

First of all, Homestar is pronouncing his r's like w's, but I just wrote it as the real word instead. _________________________________________________________ One day, Homestar and Marzipan were at the mall. Homestar wanted a drink so he said; "Marzipan, can I have some money so that I can buy a soda?" "Sure" said Marzipan. Marzipan gave Homestar the money and he bought a soda. Then they go walking around the mall. When they were walking, an announcer said; "The bathrooms will be down for a while." Homestar did not pay attention to this message and kept drinking his soda. He finished his soda and said to Marzipan; "Marzipan, I have to

Homestar Embarrassed, Part 2 by HomestarCutie7, literature

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Homestar Embarrassed, Part 2

Homestar then stops crying and goes back in his house. He decides to go on the computer, and when he logs onto the internet, he sees an advertisement saying; " CLICK HERE FOR A FREE IPOD!!!!!!". "Wow! A free iPod!" said Homestar. Homestar clicked the link and filled out the form on the website. The computer screen said; "You're iPod will be delivered in 48 hours". "I can't wait till my iPod arrives!" said Homestar. Homestar then goes on Marapets (a virtual pet site) and sees another advertisement that said; "SHOOT THE DUCK FOR A FREE LAPTOP!!!!". When Homestar saw this he said; "Wow! First a free iPod, now a free laptop!". He shot the

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Excuse the old submissions :P I was young back then...
Operating System: Windows 8
Favourite cartoon character: Homestar Runner, Onceler, The Warden, Spongebob, Oscar (Fish Hooks), Master Shake!

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HomestarCutie7

Apr 25, 2015

So, I usually don't do these...

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...but I'm wondering if I should submit a story. No, not the Homestar Embarrassed ones I wrote when I was like 10 (only keeping them up for lulz) but I wrote some quality smut of Vendetta and Mahogany from Rebornica's Pilot webcomic. Only thing is, I'm embarrassed because it has gross kinks and I don't wanna offended them?? Idk what I should do..