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Homestar Embarrassed Part 5Homestar Embarrassed Part 5 by HomestarCutie7
After the restaurant, they all did some crap then it was nighttime. Then morning came.
Homestar wakes up and goes to eat breakfast. He feels depressed and doesn't want to live anymore because of all the embarrassment. He starts to think about all the people who have hurt him and so on, then he cried. Without thinking deeply, he goes to the bathroom and turns the bathwater on, and gets a razor blade. He tries to cut himself, But he can't.
Ow! Said Homestar. Screw this, I'll try pills.
Homestar reaches in the medicine cabinate and chooses some pills, without looking at the label.
I want everyone to feel bad about what they've done; I'm gonna call them all over to my house. Said Homestar.
Homestar then calls everyone, even the people who were his friends (Pompom). An hour or so later, they arrive.
Everyone! I am going to take my own life ;_;. I'm doing it in public to make you all feel so bad. Said Homestar.
Homestar then gulps down a hu